35 Magical Memes For Real Wizards That Didn't Need A Letter To Hogwarts

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Oct 24, 2023 11:00 PM EDT

There are two types of wizards in this world: there are Harry Potter wizards, and then there are real wizards. Real wizards learn spells through adventures and by leveling up, not at some silly school in England where spells have funny names like "Petrificus Totalus". Real wizards ride the line between evil and neutral, occasionally doing good if it suits them. They don't follow a ministry of magic, and they're usually nomadic, roaming from place to place either causing chaos or mischief wherever they go.

So, this listicle of magical memes is for all the real wizards out there. Once who use spells to mind control people to build them a city, or use fireball to blast an enemy into smithereens. If you're more of a Harry Potter wizard, there's no judgment here (yes, there is), but you can teleport on over here to find some memes more to your liking. Alakazam!

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  • 01
    World - omw to distract myself from destructive thoughts
    via JebidiahBeetus
  • 02
    Happy - don't talk to me if me you can't create a @thewhimsical_wizards fully functional miniature universe
    via @the_whimsical_wizards

    Even wizards have standards. If you can't transmute this water into wine, we're honestly not even interested. Oh, you created a new planet? Big whoop, we created a miniature universe. Planets are child's play. Come back and talk to us when you can create a solar system.

  • 03
    Font - Anonymous said oi evil wizard whatre your pronouns evilwizard that which festers / that which spreads / that which lives on in the dead
    via Anonymous
  • 04
    Font - DM: THE VILLAIN STARTS CRYING WHEN EXPLAINING THEIR TRAGIC BACK STORY. WIZARD: I WANT TO CONSOLE THE VILLAIN. DM: OK? WIZARD: I APPROACH THE VILLAIN, GENTLY LAY MY HAND ON THEIR CHEST AND WHISPER IN THEIR EAR.... DM: GO ON.. WIZARD: I CAST FIREBALL... DM: YOU SON OF A....
    via JebidiahBeetus

    This is why we love D&D, the options are limitless, and creativity usually pays off and is rewarded. The DM would have to accept it, the wizard is casting fireball at point-blank range, and he let it happen. Winner winner chicken dinner!

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    Nose - Barbarian: "I CAST MAGE ARMOR!" GM: "You can't cast that, you're a barbarian." Barbarian: *Grapples the wizard, holds him up as cover* GIF ALT
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    World - C bro the eternal pursuit of wisdom changed u SVE FOU
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Musical instrument - apprentices be handing in 6 spells and call it a grimoire
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Beard - MICRODOSING CHEESE @celestheticmemes (pilfering a pinch of shredded cheese at 3am)
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Plant - transcending the fabric of reality (getting dizzy from standing up too fast)
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Product - The depressed sorcerer and his ridiculous clothing in his cell dudeholdmybeer me trying on new outfits in my room
    via dudeholdmybeer
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    Product - gothfoxgirlboy Follow Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell. gothfoxgirlboy Follow This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components. gothfoxgirlboy Follow Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything DI 10,916 notes
    via gothfoxgirlboy
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    Rectangle - ②
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Cartoon - My brain: Hocus pocus, now you've lost focus Me trying to remember four numbers 11/ UV
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Eye - "I don't think the orb ever ponders me."
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Gesture - You don't need to be a wizard To cast fireball
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Font - hit-it-or-crit-it Follow D&D spells named for the wizard who developed them nearly always take the form of <developer's name><adjective><noun>, eg: Otto's Irresistible Dance. Therefore, Mike's Hard Lemonade is a wizard spell. In this essay I will 5,928 notes
    via hit-it-or-crit-it
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    Vertebrate - You hear drums in the deep... ...You're surrounded by orcs... ... They're chased off by something else... It's Shia LaBeouf
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Organism - YOU'RE IN HER DMS I'M CASTING LEVEL 4 SORCERY WE ARE NOT THE SAME
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Font - yiffmaster Follow I feel like witches are sedentary and wizards are migratory. A witch has a home, a cauldron, herbs, you go to them with your problem. A wizard wanders, disappears, shows up at inconvenient times to fix nothing. am i making sense yiffmaster Follow angry-skeleton But what about the Wizard's Tower? Definite nesting behavior. some good theories in the notes but I choose to believe those are made by a village or perhaps king as an artificial home, to attract and keep a wizard
    via yiffmaster
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    Organism
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Beard - "what if I fall?" but boy what if you fly?
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Witch hat - = Google spell to unshid pant
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Cartoon - i dont know what im doing but im doing it Goth Bot 6000
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Organism - AB Dandy Beyond @DandyBeyond Players: We fought a hair-covered necrotic zombie wizard, in his cave under the sea and each roll was determined by a flip of a coin simulating a nat 20 or nat 1? Wtf is this module called? : DM: (looks at notes: Hairy Rotter and the Chamber of Sea Crits) promise you won't get mad DND ROLLERS
    via @DandyBeyond, DND ROLLERS
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    Electric blue - I may be out of mana but I am not out options
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Plant - ART BY KIRI LEONARD/VALKIRI.LLC KIRI
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Cloud - You cast testicular torsion? wwwwwww SSC ans ASU S uprem «Sc 30 PA se ny ea ecess Nice try, but those were my DECOY BALLS
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Branch - Fisi PST! HEY YOU!
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Purple - WIZARD
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Botany - isv HELLO? YOU WANT TO BECOME A WIZARD? HEY YOU! UM... OK!
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Cloud - I have extremely strange beliefs and am a silly member of very unhinged online communities
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Font - PONDERED WITHOUT CONSENT??? DEVIOUS WIZARD VIOLATED ORB BEN GARRISON GERRERAPHES.COM
    via GERRERAPHES.COM
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    Organism - Fisi TOON Ko CHANA TOWER NO WAIT! VERY GOOD... 23: M SNAIL
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Font - navigating the shadow realm (poland)
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Purple - ราชร i can't read. Paintdust
    via Paintdust

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